User:Cease/Hobbit Hospital
Hobbit Hospital is a Free Peoples strategy that appears in many 
Shire decks. It's an engine that uses Shire allies to heal Frodo, Sam, Merry, and/or Pippin. Under ideal circumstances, it can heal five wounds a turn, with extra capacity for burst healing when needed. Along the way it can also choke, remove your opponent's support area conditions, and protect the hobbits from being overwhelmed in skirmishes.
The strategy is most powerful and popular in Fellowship Block, but still appears in every later format where cards from that block are allowed. It falls off somewhat due to the addition of other strong Shire healing engines, like The Shire Countryside (3R113)
/Nine-fingered Frodo and the Ring of Doom (10C112)
/A Light in His Mind (10U108)
, or Fates Entwined (13U148)
.
The Hobbit Healing Pipeline
Unlike many engines in this game, Hobbit Hospital isn't a loop that gradually runs out of steam, but rather a pipeline that absorbs wounds on your Hobbits then disposes of them. The far end of this pipeline, the part that actually reduces the number of wounds in play, consists of Hobbit Party Guest (1C297)
and (almost always) Frodo, Old Bilbo's Heir (1R289)
. (You can use some other version of Frodo; it just doesn't work as well.) Each of these cards remove one wound a turn: the Guests from themselves, and Frodo from a hobbit ally of your choice. But healing companions is much more useful than healing allies! So you use Farmer Maggot, Chaser of Rascals (1R288)
to heal Merry or Pippin, and The Gaffer, Sam's Father (1R291)
and Rosie Cotton, Hobbiton Lass (1U309)
to heal Frodo or Sam. Those allies all exert to heal your companions, effectively transferring the wounds from your Fellowship to your support area. From there, the Guests and Frodo dispose of those support area wounds, freeing up those allies to keep healing your Fellowship.
That's already a significant amount of value. But, if you ever don't need to heal hobbit companions, you can use that healing other ways. The main beneficiary is Bilbo, Well-spoken Gentlehobbit (2U96)
. He can consume your tale conditions to wipe out your opponent's Shadow support area conditions. More importantly, he can use Consorting With Wizards (2R97)
to choke out your opponent's twilight income, reducing the number of Shadow cards they can play at all. Bilbo also allows you to use Practically Everyone Was Invited (2U111)
to set up your allies (or a straggler hobbit companion, even), and The Book of Westmarch
to draw through your deck faster.
Support Cards
That's the core of the engine, but there are a few more additions that see some play. If you're using Frodo, Old Bilbo's Heir, you can also use Bounder (1C286)
to help prevent your hobbit companions from being overwhelmed in a skirmish. (Guests can't heal Bounder, since his home site isn't site 1.) The only other Hobbit ally of consequence that isn't home site 1 is Bilbo, Retired Adventurer (1R284)
, but he's rarely played due to his weaker game text and inability to be healed by Hobbit Party Guest.
If you're choking with Consorting with Wizards, other choke cards, like A Talent for Not Being Seen (1U316)
, Sting (1R313)
, No Stranger to the Shadows (1U108)
, Aragorn, Heir to the White City (3R38)
, and Legolas, Dauntless Hunter (4R73)
go along with that gameplan. This is most effective in earlier formats like Fellowship Block and Towers Standard, because those formats have site paths with lower [[Twilight (Cost}|twilight numbers]], and many of these cards are banned in later formats. Plus, there's another fairly strong choke tool that only works in Fellowship Block.
Hobbit Farmer (1C295)
can set up Green Hill Country (1U323)
or Westfarthing (1C326)
to help you choke. Green Hill Country is better if you're playing mostly hobbits, since it discounts all of your hobbits with no exertion. Plus, you can stack a second Farmer to discount Bilbo or Sam down to zero. Westfarthing can help with non-hobbits, although it's less effective when playing a hand full of allies due to the exertions involved. Since Westfarthing can only reduce costs by -1, there's no need for a second Farmer. Town Center (2C117)
is a third option, if you feel your choke needs are well-handled, and it's another site that doesn't benefit from duplicate Farmers. Unfortunately, Hobbit Farmer only works with the sites from Fellowship Block, so he's only ever played in that format.
Since you've got a ton of healing, you can get a lot of use out of cards that exert hobbits for some productive effect. Merry, Friend to Sam (1R302)
is versatile and powerful, and is popular in every format where he's available. Sting (1R313)
, Frying Pan (3C108)
, and Filibert Bolger, Wily Rascal (2C101)
are all strong options in Fellowship Block, although they are also banned in some later formats.
Building a Deck
Counterplay
One of the main weaknesses of Hobbit Hospital are how slow it is to set up. While there are a number of things you can do to deal with its healing power, oftentimes the best counter is using a Shadow side that puts intense pressure on their Fellowship early in the game to kill off companions before they get all of their toys in play, or using an initially-stronger Free Peoples deck to outrun the hobbits in the early game, setting up an insurmountable lead. The hobbits generally can't heal more than one wound a turn until they get both a healing ally (
oftentimes the best play is to simply to push to overwhelm hobbits in skirmishes (generally by swarming or playing very high-strength minions), focusing harm on non-hobbit companions as best you can, or
